Applawz was created by a cranky Gen Xer, who is still under the delusion that privacy matters and exists, even online. Protecting your privacy is important to this company. However, given the world we live in, things are not that simple, so below is the privacy policy that our lawyers said we need to have.

1. Introduction.


(b) Website Owner. Professor P Enterprises, LLC is the owner of (the Website). Professor P Enterprises, LLC can be contacted by e-mail at This privacy policy discloses Professor P Enterprises, LLC information practices for the Website, what type of information and personally identifiable information is requested of users, how the information is used, and with whom the information is shared.

(c) Website Visits. In general, you can visit the Website without disclosing any personal information. We do not keep track of the domains from which people visit us.

(d) Web Site Transactions. At times, Professor P Enterprises, LLC will need personal information regarding a customer (for example, to process an order we may need a customer’s name, mailing address, e-mail address and credit card details). It is our intent to inform you before collecting personal information, such as user’s name and/or address on the Internet. If you tell us that you do not wish to have this information used as a basis for further contact with you, we will respect your wishes

2. Personal Information That May Be Collected.

(a) Identifying Information. In order to make a purchase and/or access designated subscriber services and/or restricted areas within the Website, we will request a user to provide certain personally identifying information, which may include: name, postal address, e-mail address, screen name, password, telephone number, facsimile number, method of payment, and, if applicable, credit card number. We may request additional information necessary to establish and maintain a customer’s account.

(b) Information from Children. We do not collect or maintain information from users actually known to be under the age of 18, and no part of the Website is structured to attract anyone under the age of 18.

(c) Lost or Stolen Information. Help us keep your personal information accurate. If your personal information has changed, please e-mail the new information to us at If you would like to review your personal information Professor P Enterprises, LLC has in our files, e-mail your request to us.

(d) Links to Other Web Sites. The Website may contain links to other websites. We are not responsible for the privacy practices or content of those other Websites.

3. Uses Made of the Information.

(a) Limited Uses Identified.

In accordance with this Privacy Policy, Professor P Enterprises, LLC may use personally identifiable information for applicable activities, including without limitation to reply to inquiries, handle complaints, provide operational notices and in program record-keeping. We also process billing and business requests related to Website participation.

(b) Marketing Uses. The information you provide to the Website may also be collected, used, analyzed and/or processed by Professor P Enterprises, LLC, or selected third parties on our behalf, for marketing and other business purposes.

(c) Stored Information Uses. Professor P Enterprises, LLC may store and retain the information provided by you. This stored information is used to support customer interaction with the Website, to deliver customer purchases, and/or to contact customers about other Professor P Enterprises, LLC services and products.

4. Disclosure of the Information.

(a) Within Corporate Organization. Professor P Enterprises, LLC may share your personal information within its corporate organization and may transfer the information to countries in the world where Professor P Enterprises, LLC conducts business. Some countries may provide less legal protection for customer personal information.

(b) Mergers and Acquisitions. Circumstances may arise where Professor P Enterprises, LLC decides to sell, buy, merge or otherwise reorganize its business. Such a transaction may involve the disclosure of personal identifying information to prospective or actual purchasers, and/or receiving such information from sellers

(c) Agents. Professor P Enterprises, LLC may employ or engage other companies and individuals to perform business functions on behalf of Professor P Enterprises, LLC. These persons may be provided with personally identifying information required to perform their functions but are prohibited from using the information for other purposes. These persons engage in a variety of functions which include, but are not limited to, fulfilling orders, delivering packages, removing repetitive information from customer lists, analyzing data, providing marketing assistance, processing credit card payments, and providing customer services.

(d) Affiliated Businesses. Professor P Enterprises, LLC may work closely with affiliated businesses operating Website stores, providing services or selling products on each other’s Websites. Your information related to a transaction with an affiliated business is shared with that affiliated business.

(e) Marketing Analysis by Third Parties. Professor P Enterprises, LLC reserves the right to disclose to third-parties information about customers for marketing analysis; however, any information disclosed will be in the form of aggregate data that does not describe or identify an individual customer.

(f) Disclosure to Governmental Authorities. Under certain circumstances, personally identifiable information may be subject to disclosure pursuant to a judicial or other government subpoenas, warrants or orders, or we may use your personally identifiable information to enforce our legal rights and policies or those of third parties..

5. Use of Computer Tracking Technologies.

(a) No Tracking of Personally Identifiable Information.

The Website is not set up to track, collect or distribute personal information not entered by visitors. Our site logs may generate certain kinds of non-identifying site usage data, such as the number of hits and visits to our sites. This information is used for internal purposes by technical support staff to provide better services to the public and may also be provided to others.

(b) Use of Cookies. Professor P Enterprises, LLC, or its third-party vendors, collects non-identifiable and personal information using various technologies, including “cookies.” A cookie is an alphanumeric identifier that a Web site can transfer to customer’s hard drive through customer’s browser. The cookie is then stored on customer’s computer as an anonymous tag that identifies the customer’s computer, but not the customer. Cookies may be sent by Professor P Enterprises, LLC or its third-party vendors. You can set your browser to notify customer before a cookie is received, giving you an opportunity to decide whether to accept the cookie. You may also set your browser to turn off cookies; however, some Web sites may not then work properly.

(c) Use of Web Beacon Technologies. Professor P Enterprises, LLC may also use Web beacons or other technologies to better tailor its Website to provide better customer service. If these technologies are in use, when a visitor accesses these pages of the Website, a non-identifiable notice of that visit is generated which may be processed by Professor P Enterprises, LLC or its suppliers. Web beacons usually work in conjunction with cookies. If you do not want cookie information to be associated with your visits to the Website, you can set your browser to turn off cookies; Web beacon and other technologies will still detect visits, but the notices they generate cannot be associated with other non-identifiable cookie information and are disregarded.

(d) Collection of Non-Identifiable Information. Professor P Enterprises, LLC may collect non-identifiable information from user visits to the Website to provide better customer service. Examples of such collecting include: traffic analysis, such as tracking of the domains from which users visit, or tracking numbers of visitors; measuring visitor activity on the Website; Website and system administration; user analysis; and business decision making. Professor P Enterprises, LLC or its contractors, agents, or associates may use this data to analyze trends and statistics.

(e) Collection of Personal Information. Professor P Enterprises, LLC collects personally identifying information from you during a transaction. It may extract some personally identifying information about that transaction in a non-identifiable format and combine it with other non-identifiable information, such as clickstream data. This information is used and analyzed only at an aggregate level (not at an individual level) to help Professor P Enterprises, LLC understand trends and patterns. This information is not reviewed at an individual level

6. Information Security.

(a) Commitment to Online Security. Professor P Enterprises, LLC intends to protect customer personal information and to maintain its quality. To achieve information security and quality, Professor P Enterprises, LLC implements appropriate measures and processes, such as using encryption when transmitting certain sensitive information

(b) No Liability for Acts of Third Parties.

Professor P Enterprises, LLC will exercise all reasonable efforts to safeguard the confidentiality of your personally identifiable information. However, transmissions protected by industry standard security technology and implemented by human beings cannot be made absolutely secure. Consequently, Professor P Enterprises, LLC shall not be liable for unauthorized disclosure of personally identifiable information due to no fault of Professor P Enterprises, LLC including, but not limited to, errors in transmission and unauthorized acts of Professor P Enterprises, LLC staff and third parties.

7. Privacy Policy Changes and Opt-Out Rights.

(a) Changes to Privacy Policy. Professor P Enterprises, LLC reserves the right to change its privacy policy statement at any time with or without notice to you. A notice of any material change may be posted on the Website at for thirty (30) days prior to the implementation of such change. Your continued use of this site after such changes constitutes your acknowledgement and agreement to these changes.

(b) Opt-Out Right. You have the right at any time to cease permitting personally identifiable information to be collected, used or disclosed by Professor P Enterprises, LLC and/or by any third parties with whom it has shared and/or transferred such personal information. Right of cancellation may be exercised by contacting Professor P Enterprises, LLC via e-mail at, telephone or certified postal mail. After processing the cancellation, we will delete your information from our data base.

8. Access Rights to Data.

(a) Information Maintained. Upon customer’s request, Professor P Enterprises, LLC will provide a reasonable description of your personally identifiable information that we maintain in our data bank.

(b) Corrections and Changes to Personal Information. Help keep your personal information accurate. If a customer’s personal information changes, or if a customer notes an error upon review of their customer information that on file, please promptly e-mail Professor P Enterprises, LLC at and provide the new or correct information.

9. Accountability.

(a) Questions, Problems and Complaints. If you have a question about this policy statement, or a complaint about compliance with this privacy policy, you may contact Professor P Enterprises, LLC by e-mail at

(b) Terms of Use. IF CUSTOMER CHOOSES TO ENTER INTO A PURCHASE ORDER OR TO SUBSCRIBE TO SERVICES, CUSTOMER’S ACTION IS HEREBY DEEMED ACCEPTANCE OF PROFESSOR P ENTERPRISES, LLC PRACTICES DESCRIBED IN THIS PRIVACY POLICY STATEMENT. Any dispute over privacy between you and Professor P Enterprises, LLC is subject to the provisions of this notice and to Professor P Enterprises, LLC’s Terms of Use Agreement which is hereby incorporated by reference and which can be read at

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